June 2012
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I mean, this isn't just me, right?
Land the Plane: i know
also
i'm starting to get legit worried about zombies
not a sentence i ever thought i'd say
May 2012
16 posts
“I don’t watch much TV, but strangely I have watched most (1) episodes of HBO’s...”
– 1. WHAT. You’re giving your take on a show with 7 episodes and you haven’t watched all of them??
2. I’M HOOKED. PLEASE TELL ME MORE.
3. *Ex-world
4. My advice to you would be to keep yours.
5. (He realizes that he’s talking to a television character, right?)
[via James Franco says something...
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WatchThis Givers cover of “That Was Your Mother” completes me.
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Context optional.
Diesel: SEARCH GOATS WITH HATS
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The Important Things.
Diesel: robert downy jr. just burned paltrow about her blog
Diesel: on ellen
Land the Plane: what did he say?
Diesel: it was the game where ellen tries to guess celebriteis by her guests description
his did a voice and was like i write a food blog about all the organic delicacies bla blah
Land the Plane: hahahahaha
Land the Plane: i love goop
Land the Plane: but ironically
Diesel: I THOUGHT IT WAS HATE READING
Land the Plane: it's more complicated than hate reading
Land the Plane: there is hate reading for sure
Land the Plane: but there's something else too
Land the Plane: like, a lot of stuff i hate read, i would be fine if it never appeared again
Land the Plane: but i would be sad about goop
Land the Plane: i need a newsletter that tells me that people think that $200 monogrammed fly swatters are great fathers day gifts
Land the Plane: it's like so audacious i can't really hate it
Land the Plane: i have to respect that level of what i can only believe is trolling
Diesel: THAT WAS REALLY COMPLICATED
Land the Plane: i have complicated feelings about gwenyth paltrow and her blog.
Land the Plane: i have no opinion on serious world political issues
Land the Plane: but i've devoted serious thought and self reflection to the balance of awe and hate that goop inspires in me
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME IT'S NOT PROFESSIONAL TO...
editorrealtalk:
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bobbyfinger:
Damsels in Distress was wonderful...
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April 2012
18 posts
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“When the baby cried, I knew it wasn’t gonna die. They had just pulled my...”
– Drew Magary’s piece about the birth of his third child made me cry in my office, both due to the moving subject matter and to the breathtaking writing.
Bravo, Mr. Magary. And congratulations.
Insult to Injury
animalsbeingdicks:
After not being able to sleep last night, being butt dialed by my dad at 5:30 am (causing me to wake up in a panic thinking someone was dead), and the way my workday has gone, this gif sums up my life right now pretty well.
GPOYW.
whatshouldwecallme:
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March 2012
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Death by Bugle.
Land the Plane: THIS EXISTS???????????
Land the Plane: http://www.food.com/recipe/chocolate-dipped-peanut-butter-bugles-147086
Diesel: shit
Diesel: i just died
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Tumblr is not the venue for self control.
Country Mouse: I've been on pinterest for the last hour
Land the Plane: I just cannot get into pinterest
Land the Plane: I don't get it
Country Mouse: It's fun if you have a project
Land the Plane: I waste time on tumblr. It is my preferred procrastination destination.
Country Mouse: Mine was my wedding. Now it's renovating a 130 year old farmhouse.
Country Mouse: When I get preggo, I'll become one of *those people*
Land the Plane: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Country Mouse: I can't. I see the future and that shit is bleak.
Country Mouse: You'll probably have to go so far as to defriend me on facebook. I hate myself already and I'm not even pregnant.
Land the Plane: I'll block you.
Land the Plane: We have to fight our baser instincts, [Country Mouse].
Land the Plane: There is a reason my facebook is not littered with pictures of cats and Ryan Gosling.
Land the Plane: BECAUSE I HAVE TO CHECK MYSELF BEFORE I WRECK MYSELF.
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“And there’s the root of the problem. It’s not just that the Saints...”
– Drew Magary’s pitch-perfect (as always) take on Bountygate 2k12.
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Never gets old.
Me, at approximately 5 pm today.
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“I am 27 years old, and on occasion I still drink until I throw up. In the case I...”
– AN OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE WHO JUDGE MY SINGLE, POST-COLLEGE LIFESTYLE.
BY CLEO PLAGG
Quoting this highly relevant open letter is my feel-better-about-myself contribution to International Women’s Day.
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When I find out someone is making bloody mary's
whatshouldwecallme:
TRUTH.
