February 2012
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Boundaries.
Land the Plane: http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/02/21/google-to-sell-terminator-style-glasses-by-years-end/
Diesel: UMM...I JUST GOT A CALL FROM A DUDE I MET AT A BAR LAST NIGHT
Diesel: I DID NOT GIVE HIM MY NUMBER
Diesel: HE CALLED MY WORK
Diesel: PS IF YOU GET THOSE GLASSES WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS
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Well, this took a turn.
Diesel: Order up a bacon milkshake today at Jack in the Box! In either a moment of insanity or a flash of brilliance, Jack in the Box will begin to sell a bacon-flavored milkshake at their fast food joints. It might sound unsavory to some, but sinfully delicious to others. Bacon – much like butter – does tend to make everything taste better, right? The milkshake is part of an ad campaign, dubbed “Marry Bacon.” The chain, which has more than 2,100 locations, said the beverage would be in limited supply so interested parties should act quickly. “The shake is not listed on our menus in the restaurants, so it’s more of a ‘secret item’ that people can order,” a Jack in the Box spokesperson told The Huffington Post. “Each restaurant is getting a very limited quantity, so we don’t know how long they will last.” Granted, this isn’t the first time that bacon – a typical breakfast item – has made its way into the desert cart. Denny’s rolled out a maple bacon sundae in April, and several companies have made bacon flavored chocolate. So who are we to judge? America might just fall in love with a bacon-flavored milkshake.
Derby: This just makes me sad that i dont think there are any jock in box around
Land the Plane: My single largest problem with New Orleans is that there is no Jack in the Box in the metro area.
Diesel: I had only heard of them in that big food poisoning scandal when we were little….that was until our trip to baton rouge
Land the Plane: People are always skeptical, but that shit is fucking tasty as hell.
Land the Plane: ALLEGEDLY their tacos are good. ALLEGEDLY.
Diesel: Apparently all tacos in texas are good…even the taco bell ones. I mean it’s hard to go wrong with fried tortillas and meat smothered with sour cream…just sayn
Land the Plane: I'm a huge J in the B proponent, and even I have to admit, when you say Jack in the Box tacos, all I can think is DYSENTERY.
Derby: [Healthy Fiance] just walked in as I was researching the nearest J in the B (jock in the box!) - win
Land the Plane: This is what just happened when I tried to undertake similar research: [image of google suggestions showing www.jackinworld.com - The Ultimate Male Masturbation Resource] Also, when I first saw that, I thought it said "The Ultimate Male Masturbation RESORT" and I was instantly curious.
5 minutes later...
Land the Plane: I'm still sitting here thinking about what a male masturbation resort would actually entail.
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January 2012
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What's with today today?
Land the Plane: Hey
Land the Plane: When are you planning on flying in for [mutual friend]'s wedding?
Diesel: FUCK IF I KNOW. IF I COULD THROW TODAY IN THE TRASH I WOULD
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“The Text
Him: Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if we dated.
The...”
– Had this EXACT conversation like two weeks ago.
Via.
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WatchDon’t you know Sunday is my day of rest?
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“There is a cab ride you take in New Orleans late at night. The windows are foggy...”
– Spencer Hall’s wrap up of the college football season is the best thing I’ve read in weeks.
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“New Orleans embraces football fandom with European levels of enthusiasm, a...”
– Thought Catalog’s The NFL Playoffs for Dummies reminds us, yet again, why New Orleans is the best city ever.
December 2011
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