I mean, this isn't just me, right?
- Land the Plane: i know
- also
- i'm starting to get legit worried about zombies
- not a sentence i ever thought i'd say
I don’t watch much TV, but strangely I have watched most (1) episodes of HBO’s new series Girls. Of course, the show is produced by Judd Apatow, the man who gave me my first good acting job, playing a freak on the television show Freaks and Geeks, and my first great comedy role, Saul Silver in Pineapple Express, but that’s not why I’ve been watching (2). I got pulled in at the beginning simply because it seemed to portray my world (3) — the one inhabited by struggling creative types in New York. I’m not saying I have to struggle to pay the rent like Lena Dunham’s character, Hannah, but there was a point, right before Judd cast me in Freaks and Geeks, when my parents cut me off because I wanted to go to acting school instead of UCLA. I worked at McDonalds, and my first suggestion to Hannah would be this: get a fucking job (4). If you really want to have experiences to write about, go to work; and if you really want to be an artist, take responsibility for yourself and wait some tables. You might mature a little in the process. (5)
1. WHAT. You’re giving your take on a show with 7 episodes and you haven’t watched all of them??
2. I’M HOOKED. PLEASE TELL ME MORE.
3. *Ex-world
4. My advice to you would be to keep yours.
5. (He realizes that he’s talking to a television character, right?)
[via James Franco says something stupid about something stupid]
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Love. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE. Love.
I was driving and this just came on the radio. I turned it up because I have DISTINCT memories of learning a line dance to it in elementary school gym class.
I listened to the lyrics for the first time.
Holy. Shit.
So yeah, this is your Friday Afternoon Jam. Just remember, when you start making love, make it hard, long, soft, short. Strokin.
Proof that the line dance exists:
#Clarence Carter
#Strokin
#Friday Afternoon Jamz
#Line Dances
This man is a treasure. Even when he accidentally walks into photos he looks amazing.
Photo-bomber Ryan Gosling (via dailydot)
Smooth.
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Do you hear that? That is the swan song of my ovarieeessssssssss.
^ best caption. Coach Eric Taylor, y’all.
What I could do with four ovens.
This is my pornography. Eric Taylor + food he appears to have prepared + bacon + gorgeous kitchen.
SIGH.
